Thursday, March 3, 2011

How I (Almost) Got Incepted....Almost

I am 99% sure I was almost incepted last night. Let me explain and tell you about this dream:

The first dream involved a high profile crime with a cast including my girlfriend, several other ETAs, myself and Jon Polito (Lou Breeze from Barton Fink - the movie I'm currently watching).  We ended up robbing someone rich and famous who had wronged us (I can no longer remember who it was) and we stole some form or very important government money this man possessed (some kind of special issue government bills).  In reality we didn't still much in terms of money, only $5 million in total, not very much, but they were of extreme importance so we had to be careful.

Damn you Jon Polito
Damn you...
We stole the money, changed the numbers on it so it couldn't be tracked.  If I remember correctly, we did this by changing it on the computer (I realize this makes no sense).  Then we took off to rent cars so we could make an innocent escape.  I ended up with a Jaguar (which sounds good) because Jon Polito was being a d-bag and didn't want the Hyundai, but I ended up getting screwed because the Jaguar was more of a Formula-1 type car and it barely had room for my bag and it was really cold outside.  I remember Jon Polito driving by me and laughing and me hating him for it.

Anyways, the next thing I knew, I was stuck in my Jaguar in traffic on a hill in a city that was a mixture of Seattle and Liberty City (GTA) and I was going up the hill in reverse.  I should also mention that this was an entirely new dream because as I drove up the hill I remember thinking how awful it would have been if we had actually stolen the money. How much it would have negatively affected my life since there was no way I was going to get away with it.  I continued driving up the backwards until I decided enough was enough and sped off down a side street to get on the freeway.  I took a left (it seemed important in the dream) and I was off and I remember being relieved that stealing the money was a dream.  It was at that moment that Jon Polito drove by me and laughed and I freaked out.  My alarm went off and it took a good 5 minutes for me to figure out what was going on.

It's not exactly like inception, but was certainly a dream within a dream and it was weird. I'm pretty sure there were people in my room while I was asleep trying to do incept me in some way or another. I don't know how they got in, but I know they did.  Luckily my alarm clock went off and scared me (I thought I was way late for class), giving me the kick I needed to wake me.

So, Dear Readers, guard your minds and guard your dreams because people are out to get them.  Evil, evil people......and watch out for Jon Polito...damned Jon Polito...

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